TMD: Jordan 2010

Who would have thunk that blisters would actually be beneficial to me? Having played over 3 hours of basketball this Tuesday, and having acquired a blister on each foot, each with the diameter of about 1.5 inches, I am now forced to hobble around like a gimp. What's worse is that the pain caused by these blisters are preventing me from doing any kind of physical activity. No running, no basketball, no my Tifa, etc.

But, because they are preventing me from physical activities, they are allowing my knee to heal.

They also gave me an opportunity to buy new basketball shoes. Blisters are caused by an excess of friction between the foot and the sole. The padding of my old basketball shoes were not sufficient enough to handle my jukes, jives, cuts, and sprints. I was simply too fast for those shoes. Even the Flash needs foot support I guess. Therefore, I have my mind set on the Jordan 2010's. They. Are. AWESOME.

Any shoe that is endorsed by BOTH Michael Jordan AND Dywane Wade has to be awesome.

You might scoff. You might think I'm easy swayed by careful marketing schemes. You might think I'm a sucker for Jordan/Wade. You know what I say to that? You're absolutely right.

But look at the shoes! There's a huge VENT on the sides of the shoes for better airflow. My feet will be incredibly ventilated while my opponents feet will be burning up. This gives me an immediate advantage while playing basketball.

It makes my nerves tingle just even imagining wearing these amazing shoes. Perhaps I can even join the great duo who endorses these shoes in terms of basketball-ability thanks to the added advantages of the shoes. Then the the marketing agencies would have to stick me in their add which would look like this:

Yes sir, I will be stylin' and ballin' at the same time. That's how I roll.