I've decided to begin a new journaling called Thursday Mornings with Dwayne (TMD) where I will be sharing everything and anything that has been circulating through my mind. I've come to this decision simply because Thursdays are my slowest days at work, and because I know how very interesting I am.
In my 24 year stint to become the awesomest man alive, I've experienced many "WTF" moments. "WTF" moments such as: "WTF? My pythons is huge!" or "WTF? I just juked so hard your socks fell off!" or even the rare "WTF? I just surprised myself with my awesomeness!" But never in my life have I encountered a "WTF" moment so grand, so unfathomably huge, that I almost pee'd myself.
And that was the moment I witnessed my very own brother become a retarded ballerina, slipping and sliding halfway down the bowling lane after releasing the ball, and then face planting ever so ungracefully in front of everyone. It was possibly the most depressing thing I had ever seen.
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